Once a year, my uncle puts on a big concert to benefit orphans in the Ukraine.  My uncle is a great Elvis impersonator, BTW, and he has some very talented friends that come and impersonate other famous music acts.  The event is called “Elvis and Friends.” 

I usually get asked to emcee the thing with the hope that I might be humorous in some way.  Since I can’t sing this is the only way I can help!  The truth is that I’m not the best emcee in the world but I really dig helping the orphans.  (Last year we raised something like $16,000.  Plus, a lot of people decided to sponsor individual children there that night.)

SO, if you’re interested in hearing some great Christmas music AND you want to see me humiliate myself please let me know and I’ll get you directions.  The benefit is tomorrow night at 7PM.  Remember, it’s for a great cause.