Okay, The Office is my favorite comedy on TV right now. It’s one show that just cracks me up. Well, I came across this site that has quotes from every episode they’ve made. Here’s a sampling…
Dwight Schrute: I have been Michael’s number two guy for about 5 years. And we make a great team. We’re like one of those classic famous teams. He’s like Mozart and I’m like…Mozart’s friend. No. I’m like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like…Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart? You’re gonna get a bullet in your head courtesy of Butch Cassidy.