Another Realization

I’ve come to yet another realization.  I believe that my good friend, Gary Lamb, is the Chuck Norris of church planting.  In honor of that fact, I have put together the following list of little-known facts about Gary.

  • Gary Lamb has three speeds. Walk, preach and kill.
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Gary Lamb allows to live.
  • Gary Lamb does not sleep. He waits.
  • The chief export of Gary Lamb is pain.
  • The leading causes of death in Canton, Georgia, are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Accidental Gun Shot Wounds  3. Gary Lamb
  • Gary Lamb doesn’t go hunting….he goes killing.

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