I’ve come to yet another realization. I believe that my good friend, Gary Lamb, is the Chuck Norris of church planting. In honor of that fact, I have put together the following list of little-known facts about Gary.
- Gary Lamb has three speeds. Walk, preach and kill.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Gary Lamb allows to live.
- Gary Lamb does not sleep. He waits.
- The chief export of Gary Lamb is pain.
- The leading causes of death in Canton, Georgia, are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Accidental Gun Shot Wounds 3. Gary Lamb
- Gary Lamb doesn’t go hunting….he goes killing.
ROFL!!!!!
ROFL!!!!!