Dinner Time FAQ

For some reason, we seem to get asked a lot of the same questions at our home at dinner time.  With that in mind, I’ve created the following FAQ.  I’m sharing it in hopes of helping others with younger children that are in the same boat.

DINNER TIME FAQ

1. Do I have to eat all my veggies? Yes.
2. How much of the veggies do I have to eat? All of them.
3. Is this enough? No.  (Please see question #2.)
4. Can I be excused without eating my veggies? No.
5. Did so-and-so get less veggies than me? No.
6. Is this enough now? No.
7. Can I have dessert if I don’t eat my veggies? No.
8. Why do I have to eat my veggies? Cuz.  (This is worded for a southerner.)
9. Cuz why? Cuz I said so.  (This is also worded for a southerner.)
10. Are  we having veggies again tomorrow night? Yes.